That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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