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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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