omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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