I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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