My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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