For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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