Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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