Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
