I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
