1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Never joke about your clitoris.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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