i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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