How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
