he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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