Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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