i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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