I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
