Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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