woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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