Grow some girl-balls and come out already
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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