Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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