i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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