Old men and throwing up are my life now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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