In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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