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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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