at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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