I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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