how can u be prego again
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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