so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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