i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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