wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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