is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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