Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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