You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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