dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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