need another drink. this is the easiest way
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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