porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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