uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you will always have a special place in my vag
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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