I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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