upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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