Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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