did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
