I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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