i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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