woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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