the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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