He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
so much tequila, so little girl.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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