Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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