just tell him i said nine months
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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