ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I AM VODKA MAN
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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