Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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