I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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